Y’all Remember in the 80’s… when it was cool to peg your pants and tuck them into your socks… mulitcolored layers of socks (or legwarmers)? Anywhooo. I did something similar today. However, I did it to SAVE MY LIFE… I decided to vacuum my car. I was hunting for petrified french fries and hoping the [...]
Archive for October, 2009
I almost made the local “flag team”
Posted in Uncategorized on October 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
teenagers + pain medication= Good times!!
Posted in Uncategorized on October 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I have a remedy for the frustration of dealing with teenagers…pain medication!!! The pain medication was only supposed to help my hand but it has transformed my relationship with my kids!!! I no longer care if their rooms are messy. Dishes aren’t done? Big deal!! Laundry to the ceiling? Not my problem! I have become [...]
Grocery store fun/trauma
Posted in Uncategorized on October 7, 2009 | 1 Comment »
OK. So I don’t really want to relive this but for you, my readers, I will. Here goes… As I pulled my shiny sports car into the parking lot of the local grocery store coasted in on fumes in the family truckster I was full of anticipation as I headed into the market to purchase [...]
say whut???
Posted in Uncategorized on October 6, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Something happened to my router. Or maybe it was my DSL. Or something. Anyway, I couldn’t get online. I learned something about myself when I couldn’t get online. I have an addiction. When I couldn’t log on, I started hyperventilating, freaking out that I was missing …I don’t even know what I was missing, but [...]
Life hands you lemons…ya know the phrase
Posted in Uncategorized on October 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
We’ve all know it. We’ve all said it. But how many of us do it? When a loved one calls you because they are having an “OFU” day ( old, fat & ugly) we all jump right in with all the key phrases. “This will pass” ” you have so much to be thankful for” [...]
The male “whale tail”
Posted in Uncategorized on October 3, 2009 | 1 Comment »
This, my friends, is a story in which I share about an EPIC “whale tail” . If you are not familiar with the term “whale tail”, here is how it is described on Wikipedia: Whale tail is the Y-shaped waistband of a thong or g-string when visible above the waistline of low-rise jeans, shorts, or [...]
Anna-Ashley & her good deed…
Posted in Uncategorized on October 2, 2009 | 1 Comment »
AA came home from school the other day with the news that there was a new boy in her class. I expected the usual…”he’s so cute, everyone likes him, I have lunch with him & so on…” but then she said ” he’s from Japan and does not know ANY english”. Wow, I thought, that [...]
“The Year of Living Biblically”
Posted in Uncategorized on October 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
“The Year of Living Biblically” is a book a friend recommended to me. Spiritual or not, it is well worth it. A.J. Jacobs is a writer for Esquire magazine and Jewish. He is also agnostic. When he decided to take on this project, he read as many bibles as possible, talked to as many religious [...]
