Peyton's Blog

Here is the photo being shown all over the world… Yes, that is none other than Nadya Suleman, she of octomom but actually 14-omom status. It appears our dear Nadya is claiming she lost 150 pounds since the birth of her litter, I mean eight children, a year ago. Here’s a brief reminder of what [...]

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Before we had kids, there was the requisite discussion of, “”How will we be able to afford them?” I’m sure the conclusion was something along the lines of, “Blah, blah, blah…let’s go shopping and out to eat.” When we had 3 kids close together, there was the requisite discussion of, “How will we afford them, we’ll [...]

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I have the worlds BEST friend… She’s AAAmaaaazinggg!!! Really…there is no one like her. I’ve been blessed to have her in my life for 30 years!! YAY me!!  Well heres the deal: she’s stuck overseas….planes are grounded due to the volcanic ash. AND she has this waiting on her at home… Jack Macaulay and Lucy [...]

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Dear parents of Chick or Dude/ Lastname, Your child participated in our school scoliosis screening program and OMG! How have you never noticed that her spine is bent? SHE FLUNKED! TOTAL FLUNKAGE! HAVE YOU NEVER LOOKED AT YOUR CHILDS BACK!! TAKE HER TO YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY! And because we totally don’t trust you to have the crap [...]

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Dear God, I am writing to inquire as to the status of my application for an Official Midlife Crisis. I believe I am deserved of such an event and have previously provided your staff with all of the documentation required, including but not limited to the following: My birth certificate. Please excuse its crumpled condition [...]

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